HAHA - more jokes.

"Mummy, does God use our bathroom?"

"No darling, why do you ask?"

"Well every morning Daddy bangs on the door and shouts, 'Oh God. are you still in there?"

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Why do we sometimes call the Middle ages the Dark ages?

Because they had so many knights.

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"George, you shouldn't fight. Learn to give and take!"

"But I did, I gave him a black eye, and took his apple!"

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"Teacher, would you punish a boy for something he didn't do?"

"Of course not!"

"That's great! I haven't done my homework!"