DIRTY SEMOS

yesterday during band i was very happy cos during el camino real, the horns sounded super. i dunno whether is it becos of the inclusion of yanru- i hope its not.
but i was elated to find out that all the other sections also think the horns sounded super:)

but i really hope leng don nag so much anymore.
where is his sense of urgency?

i also love this blog i can write anything i want!!

FOR EXAMPLE,
i went dinner after band with some bandies and met the CLARINETSSSS(including david).
it was such a disgusting dinner i was surrounded by SEMOSSS.

while ordering, the lady asked alfred,"you? wad u want?"
alfred stared at her for VERY VERY LONGGGGGGGG (he said he was looking at her for inspirations..rubbish.semo!)
the lady laughed and asked,"I ASK U WAD U WANT WHY U LOOK AT ME!?!?!"

the lady writing on a piece of tissue..so farnie.
without thinking with my brain, i just shouted at her..
"AYE WHY U WRITE ON TISSUE PAPER!?!"
she laughed and said its becos no more paper.

halfway i realised the beef balls stuck to each other and there was a string-like thing connecting them, perhaps a tendon or a vein.so i raised them hanging from my chopsticks, asking innocently, "aiyo why liddat?"

the 3 boys, alfred, lormee and mong started to burst out laughing, leaving me in shock.

alfred,"OOOHH wad does it remind u of?"
me, "WAD?!!!?!?!"
mong,"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHOHOHOHOHO~~~~~~~~~"
alfred: *sly face*
lormee: *sly face*
mong: *laughing-in-pain-face*
me, "u all are thinking dirty!!"
lormee,"dun pretend u dunno..."
mong,"AAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHOHOHOHOAHOAHAHHA!!"
me,"i dunno!!!"

they elaborated as i felt my stomach going up to my throat and i didnt want to eat the beef balls anymore
- kk's eyeballs.

lormee, again,"dun pretend u dunnooooo...."
me,"how would i noe!??!....NOT LIKE I SEE BEFORE!!!?"

alfred started to educate us wad it is called in chinese.
i didnt understand it at first..so i asked,
"that thing u just said?wads it?"
alfred, "the thing in chinese lor."
me,"wad thing!??!"
alfred,"YOUR BEEF BALLS LAH!"
me,"the REAL thing???"
alfred,"YARRRRRRR... "
me,"then u say so loud?!?!?! the man behind u turned around and stared at u."


yanru once wrote in a letter to me:"i tear your breasts!!!"
while argueing, alfred exploded and he shouted to me, "I TEAR YOUR BREASTS!!"
i couldnt believe my ears. i just stared at him for very long, at a loss for words.

i complained to david sitting 1 m behind me..
me,"OMT DAVID I'M SURROUNDED BY SEMOS!!"
david,"HUHH!! WAD WAD WAD WAD HAPPENED?"
me,"they keep saying alot of dirty things."
david stood up very quickly and walked towards our table, asking excitedly,
"WAD WAD DIRTY THINGS!! TELL MEEEE!!!I WANT TO NOE!!!!!!!!!"
omg.

they told david.
then david,"OHH THAT! I NOE WHAT IS IT CALLED IN CHINESE LEH!"

omt.



before all these yanru told us that got one cai4 fan4 uncle ask her for hp number!
AHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA.....
me,"CAI FAN UNCLE?!?!?! AHAHAHAHHHAHAHA..."
yanru,"but he's really young pls be jealous!he's a cheffffff!"
lormee,"hoho..but chefs got..low fertility rate."
me, yanru,"?!?!?!?!??!"
lormee,"u noe...always beside the fire?high temperature...hm..."

omt.

anw..here comes a yanru joke.

SARA IS LAUGHING. guess a place.




SAHARA!!!


ahahhahaa...